The Snap Count Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kamara is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
84%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Kamara, Kamara, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.