The Garbage-Time Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Ref: "Number Kamara, that's a flag." Kamara: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Kamara gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Kamara will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kamara drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.