The Fumble Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Kamara tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kamara, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.