The Snap Count Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kamara loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
89%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Kamara, Kamara, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.