The Committee Backfield Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kamara finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kamara, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.