The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Ref: "Number Kamara, that's a flag." Kamara: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A mysterious flag erases Kamara's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kamara drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.