The Fumble Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Kamara rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
83%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kamara's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.