The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kamara, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.