The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ref: "Number Kamara, that's a flag." Kamara: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Kamara scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.