The Phantom Flag Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kamara breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
92%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kamara's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.