The Stuffed Run Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Kamara gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
89%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kamara drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.