The Garbage-Time Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Coach says Kamara is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Kamara's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Kamara, Kamara, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.