The Garbage-Time Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Kamara gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
73%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kamara drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.