The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Ref: "Number Kamara, that's a flag." Kamara: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Kamara sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kamara, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.