The Fumble Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Kamara gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
76%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kamara drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.