The Committee Backfield Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“The broadcast shows Kamara on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Coach says Kamara is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Kamara tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
74%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Kamara scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.