The Committee Backfield Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The broadcast shows Kamara on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kamara drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.