The Committee Backfield Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kamara finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kamara drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.