The Fumble Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Kamara's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kamara's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.