The Phantom Flag Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The broadcast shows Kamara on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kamara, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.