The Butter-Finger Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
- St. Brown drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
89%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
St. Brown, St. Brown, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.