The Mystery Tweak Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- St. Brown gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
87%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
St. Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.