The Inch-Short Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- St. Brown's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment St. Brown was due a breakout.
87%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
St. Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.