The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- St. Brown goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
St. Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.