The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment St. Brown was due a breakout.
- St. Brown scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
89%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
St. Brown drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.