The Hamstring Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
82%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
St. Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.