The Butter-Finger Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- St. Brown runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
79%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
St. Brown drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.