The Phantom Holding Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- St. Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
St. Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Ja'Marr Chase
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.