The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- St. Brown is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
St. Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.