The Dropped Pass Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
- St. Brown does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
82%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
St. Brown drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.