The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- Ref: "Number St. Brown, that's a flag." St. Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
86%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
St. Brown drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.