The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number St. Brown, that's a flag." St. Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
St. Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Ja'Marr Chase
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.