The Dropped Pass Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
- The QB looks at St. Brown exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
74%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
St. Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.