The Hamstring Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“The QB looks at St. Brown exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- A mysterious flag erases St. Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- St. Brown goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take St. Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.