The Late Scratch Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
86%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
St. Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.