The Dropped Pass Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“A mysterious flag erases St. Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
- The QB looks at St. Brown exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
74%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
St. Brown, St. Brown, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.