The Butter-Finger Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- St. Brown finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
St. Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.