The Phantom Holding Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment St. Brown was due a breakout.
- St. Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
St. Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.