The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
- St. Brown gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take St. Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.