The Dropped Pass Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“The QB looks at St. Brown exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
- The broadcast shows St. Brown on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make St. Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Ja'Marr Chase
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.