The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
- St. Brown gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
73%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
St. Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.