The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- St. Brown will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
St. Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.