The Butter-Finger Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- St. Brown does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
84%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
St. Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.