The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
79%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
St. Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.