The Late Scratch Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- St. Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
St. Brown, St. Brown, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.