The Snap Count Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Szmyt hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
80%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Szmyt, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.