The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
- Szmyt hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
75%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Szmyt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.