The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Szmyt. Szmyt does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Szmyt kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
81%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Szmyt, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.