The Wide Left Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Szmyt. Szmyt does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- The broadcast shows Szmyt on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Szmyt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.