The Hamstring Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Szmyt is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Szmyt, Szmyt, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.